So I held on to this anonymous message thinking “well that’s nice that some anon thought to feed into my pipe dream of having Craig Bartlett visit my little blog, but there’s a 1% chance this is real” but holy cow this is real!!
This is officially the best post to ever appear on this blog. Thank you so much, Mr. Bartlett. I owe a good chunk of childhood happiness to you. And thanks, Mr. Groening, for sharing.